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Holding a towel up so a celebrity supermodel can change her bikini in public sure sounds like a good racket. At least at first but then when it involves Candice Swanepoel ass we are talking some major sexual harrassment material.

How could anyone in their right mind, be it male or female, keep their hands off of such a perfect celebrity ass? I would have Candice face down in the sand quicker than you can spell out her last name.

Jessica Biel nudes and hot celeb sex

If you are mentioning celebrity ass then you’ve gotta bring up Jessica Biel. Her backside is among the hottest because it’s not flat and it’s not huge either.

Just a perfect shaped butt and the way Jessica flaunts it in her movies and even in her private life, you know that she is aware of what it does to us.

That said, it’s pretty clear that even though her and Justin Timberlake have been “dating” for a long time she has a bisexual nature and no bringing sexy back fella is going to hold her back for long.

But that’s just my opinion and it is spawned from the desire to actually get to tap that glorious ass myself before Jessica Biel gets too old and those cheeks begin to drop.

I’ve seen Jessica Biel grabbing the ass of another girl at an NFL game and it wasn’t one of those “hey there” kinda deals but more of a “I’m totally hitting that later” sorta moments.

What celebs like things put into their asses?

To tell the truth I have never seen Anna Kournikova play tennis but that doesn’t matter to me one bit because I have eyed that ass of her’s and it is perhaps the finest example of a perfect ass that you’ll see ever. IMO that is.

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Rhianna took some nude pictures of herself and somehow those pics made their way out and though we haven’t heard much of an uproar from her about the fact that her ass, pussy, and tits are now public.. we can assume she isn’t very pleased. But if I can help matters…. I’d hit it.. sorry sorry, I couldn’t resist. Seriously though… nice ass Rhianna… nice.

The things that celebs put in their asses will surprize you.

Trust me when I tell you that I’ve had this thing for Jessica Alba, and her sweet sweet ass, for many years. It all started when she was in her panties during an Idle Hands scene and from there it only went south (my hornyness). Year after year I would catch pics of Jessica running around in bikinis, digging sand wedgies outta her ass and I’d think “sooner or later that butt has to drop”.

But defying the odds seems to be what Alba is good at. Case in point is the above photo. Now if you didn’t know any better you would probably swear that couldn’t be an after baby photo but I guarantee it is. How do I know this? Because there are other photos in the set and the lady in the background is holding Jessica Alba’s baby. Yes OMG Jessica has perfect celebrity milf ass and I would love so much to tap that famous pooter just once. Okay maybe two or ten times.

Some celebrities like to use their ass in homemade pornos

Not the best celebrity ass but considering Reese Witherspoon has popped out two children by now and that she really isn’t in the limelight everyday, it’s a pretty good looking butt. Reese still looks so very hot even in her very frumpy outfit. And could she be wearing anymore black? What’s up with that?

Click here to see some nice celebrity asses and get the bad taste out of your mouth.

Hollywood’s resident bitch almighty and egotistic “star” Katherine Heigl must not have a lot of mirrors in her home or else the guy in her life likes feeling like he’s banging a 60 year old woman but god damn her body is awful. Maybe that is why Katherine is such a cunt because it cannot be that she’s talented. Any trained monkey can act. Now I have to go look at Gulf War footage to get my mind off of Heigl’s grandma rearend.

See these two celeb move their asses in secret sextapes

Thought I’d kill two birds with one post and since both Adriana Lima and Kim Kardashian have great looking ass, it made it easy.

Now sure some of you think Adriana’s ass might be too small or Kim’s booty too large but they are both round and they are both butts backed up by sexy faces. And both celebs are rumored to have made sextapes so that’s a plus.

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Just when you thought you’d see the best of Jennifer Aniston with her role in the breakup which showed her ass (or maybe a body double), Jen sees fit to show us that glorious butt once again. This time she is sunning her round booty in a pink bikini that is failing badly to cover those celebrity ass cheeks and I for one love that.

Check out these celebrity asses that aren’t busted

Some celebrity ass looks great in a bikini… this is not one of those times though. Amy Winehouse may have some decent music (I say may have because I’ve never heard any of it) but she’s got the body of a crack whore in a spike lee movie. Worst case of Butta Body that I’ve ever seen and it’s worse because her face is also busted.